Hey. Hey, hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Get your ass over here for a second and sit the fuck down. I got something to say to you.
My name's Mary and I play anemptydecapo at damned. My associate over here is also named Mary. She plays chippforprez. Do you know what this means? This officially means our fucking game has a cast. Yeah, that's right. A fucking cast. Ain't no lone canon warrior shit going on in crazy town. You come to us, we got your back. That's just how we do. Just look at these fabulous white-haired bitches. You know they're gonna be the best. You know you want all in and around them.
So what do you need to know about getting with these fly motherfuckers? First of all, damned is a third-person asylum game-- ah, ah, ah. You get the fuck back here and listen to me. It's a jam-jar. So what? That means you got goals. That means no matter how much they wouldn't touch each other with a ten-foot pole in canon, they got to work together now. That means making friends with people you wouldn't expect to kick 7 shades of ass all over the place. Not only do our duo of dynamite got your back, but you'll have an entire asylum full of great people to get it too. And making new friends is fun, isn't it? That's right.
Some of you might be worried about the app. It looks intimidating. We got you covered, bro. Our dumbasses have apped into this game so many times, we can help you along. We said we got your back, so you just PM questions this way if you got them. I swear, it's not as hard as it looks. If you love Guilty Gear, if you're the type that spends god-knows how many hours on Dustloop looking up all the info on your sunshine bear as you can and rewatch youtube videos of your favorite characters over and over like us... you'll be fine. You'll be more than fine.
TOO LONG DIDN'T READ: More Guilty Gear players would be awesome. Chipp probably needs a Baiken and Anji to slap him around. If you want to play Hard Mode, try Erica Bartholomew. That shit would be super awesome. I'd love to see Venom try to work with people he normally couldn't stand, like Ky, Potemkin, or Millia Fucking Goddamn It Rage. You want Venom-Hard Mode (ahahhaha), try Zato-1 or Eddie.
I'm just saying, shit's cash over here. You may wanna give it a look.
GUILTY GEAR @ DAMNED
My name's Mary and I play
So what do you need to know about getting with these fly motherfuckers? First of all,
Some of you might be worried about the app. It looks intimidating. We got you covered, bro. Our dumbasses have apped into this game so many times, we can help you along. We said we got your back, so you just PM questions this way if you got them. I swear, it's not as hard as it looks. If you love Guilty Gear, if you're the type that spends god-knows how many hours on Dustloop looking up all the info on your sunshine bear as you can and rewatch youtube videos of your favorite characters over and over like us... you'll be fine. You'll be more than fine.
TOO LONG DIDN'T READ: More Guilty Gear players would be awesome. Chipp probably needs a Baiken and Anji to slap him around. If you want to play Hard Mode, try Erica Bartholomew. That shit would be super awesome. I'd love to see Venom try to work with people he normally couldn't stand, like Ky, Potemkin, or Millia Fucking Goddamn It Rage. You want Venom-Hard Mode (ahahhaha), try Zato-1 or Eddie.
I'm just saying, shit's cash over here. You may wanna give it a look.