I AM SO SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT THEY DON'T because they aren't as awesome.

Other people also don't obsessively look at how they skate and walk and dance in both games and wonder if they did gymnastics or something

Or enjoy over-analyzing the fact one of them collects pins from an Elite Asian Assassin group somehow

or try to make a timeline between the two games before soundly giving up due to confusion



But that's okay because we're all playing kids who make magic graffiti and manage to defeat said robots with tags a Thing just so they can go back to their stupid dance party on rollerskates