Non-Sexual Intimacy meme works for me, although I'd like to give a PSL/AU a shot too. Maybe a modern AU where Yukimura and Sasuke live together, and Sasuke takes care of the idiot. I don't wanna say glorified maid, but he's like a glorified maid.

I'm just about to go to sleep though (6am!! How could this happen to me?) so working out the finer points of a PSL will have to wait until I can think straight.