Yeesh. You're looking rough. All Night of the Living Dead. Minus, y'know, the living part.
Am I being too subtle? Are you catching my drift yet? You're dead! Dead, wasted, obliterated. But you know what? Everybody dies. What comes after, now that's the fun part.
Where are we going? I'll tell you, but you've gotta promise not to freak out. People always freak out. You know that whole final judgment deal? The trial in the sky that decides if you've been naughty or nice? Wellllll, the verdict is out and you, my friend, are guilty as sin.
Hey, come back! You promised you wouldn't lose it, remember?
Hell's not so bad. Sure, we get a bad rap and yes, eternal damnation wasn't too great a time, but that's gone the way of the dino. Now we have community service! The impalement rates are at an all-time low!
So buckle up, cowboy. It's going to be one hell of a ride.
Little Hades is a sandbox game set in a charming little helltown undergoing reforms, with an emphasis on slice of the afterlife and collaborative worldbuilding. Want to smuggle illegal goods from the living worlds, run diabolical schemes for Hell's greatest corporation, or champion reform? Little Hades is your playground!
The game runs on Hell bureaucracy, metaphysical shenanigans and player plot.
WANTED:jerks, assholes, trolls, bastards, gangsters, pirates, minions, lowlifes, psychos, rageaholics, corporate scum, crooks, terminators, mustache twirlers, bullies, creeps, freaks, sleazebags, dirtbags, slimeballs, braggarts, know-it-alls, horndogs, hustlers, swindlers, vice peddlers, narcissists, hedonists, glory hounds, big bads, medium bads, little bads, little shits, ne'er-do-wells, underachievers, losers, fuckups, misfits, outlaws, cynics, schemers, traitors, flip-floppers, suckups, opportunists, wannabes, liars, fakers, cowards, fools, morons, black sheep, gray sheep, wolves in sheep's clothing, shady characters, colorful characters, characters of weak moral fiber, characters of no moral fiber, characters who left their moral compass in their other pants and MORE.
Little Hades
A Little Slice of Hell
Am I being too subtle? Are you catching my drift yet? You're dead! Dead, wasted, obliterated. But you know what? Everybody dies. What comes after, now that's the fun part.
Where are we going? I'll tell you, but you've gotta promise not to freak out. People always freak out. You know that whole final judgment deal? The trial in the sky that decides if you've been naughty or nice? Wellllll, the verdict is out and you, my friend, are guilty as sin.
Hey, come back! You promised you wouldn't lose it, remember?
Hell's not so bad. Sure, we get a bad rap and yes, eternal damnation wasn't too great a time, but that's gone the way of the dino. Now we have community service! The impalement rates are at an all-time low!
So buckle up, cowboy. It's going to be one hell of a ride.
The game runs on Hell bureaucracy, metaphysical shenanigans and player plot.
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