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[deepdyed]

i'll do anything more like i'll put up with anything for you. those helpful reminders that sion is a huge dork underneath the king parts included. just because miran is weird and rude and uncomfortable to be around is no reason to... be so upset..... sigh

just don't produce any errant heirs and everything will be okay, sir. have you tried closing your eyes?

[madheroking]

Hey you know his dorkiness is all part of his charm~ it's okay Miran Sion still thinks you're alright!

Though pffft I thought Miran was the one who WANTED Sion to produce an heir already. ;p Sion's super-careful about that though HE LUCKED OUT and someone did a big post explaining all kinds of modern birth control right after he first arrived so. >_>

[deepdyed]

fair enough but miran is allergic to fun!! oh... this is high praise... thank you your majesty////

NOT IN some weird island place think of the complications. please, life coach miran knows what he's doing (no). and oh no all the modern things to learn about, that's going to be an adventure.

[madheroking]

Even if it's with SION having fun~? of course Sion always sees the good in EVERYONE....

HE HAS THOUGHT OF THE COMPLICATIONS why do you think he's so careful about it. :| And don't worry Sion will find you that informational post and let you watch it so you can get a crash course on modern birth control too. Even if he suspects your preferences might make it a moot point anyway. :|b

[deepdyed]

THAT'S A REALLY DIFFICULT QUESTION can he get back to you on this. that's some real intense good-seeing, considering

okay careful and 'purposely ignores until the last second' aren't the same-!!! and wow at least let him comprehend networks first before throwing the birds and the bees: wrap it before you tap it at him moot points aside....

[madheroking]

Hahaha what doesn't making your king happy make you happy alone? ;p well it IS one of Sion's talents, isn't that what Miran admires so much about him~?

Careful means he does it as little as possible and always uses appropriate protection when he does okay except when he's cursed but he's lucked out on those times so far And hey Miran TOTALLY has time to figure out the network before announcing his presence even Ryner managed to get the device to record a message when he was there okay.

[deepdyed]

yes but how does one have fun in a non-destructive manner pls educate. given how many times he stops and vibrates with excitement about how Good and Shining and Wonderful sion is, yes, i would say that is correct

okay that's more like it. ANNOUNCING HIS PRESENCE MORE LIKE 'WHERE IS MY KING THIS IS BULLSHIT' and then he'll archive binge and make rude faces about ryner.

[madheroking]

Well maybe if you hung around people like Ryner and Claugh and everyone more you'd find out!!! oh Miran you're going to gush over how much Sion is still trying to do the RIGHT PURE THING even being stuck on sex island aren't you...

Hahaha yes he can archive binge while Sion goes over to meet him or something. Though GOOD LUCK getting Sion to mention Ryner because Sion kind of broke a little when Ryner LEFT so. I've told his player that if she ever reapps him Sion is NEVER LETTING RYNER OUT OF HIS SIGHT AGAIN sob

[deepdyed]

that sounds even more unpleasant than hanging out with lucile though!! yyyyes and it's going to be embarrassing, o king my king

YOU KNOW IT'S OKAY IF NO ONE TALKS ABOUT RYNER especially if 'so he's not here to be murdered?' will make sion's mad hero into a sad hero. sion that is a little obsessive!! (the irony is thick here) i'm sure ryner would enjoy his slightly nuts babysitter

[madheroking]

Hey what's wrong with hanging out with Lucile Sion does that all the time you know... :| well as long as you aren't propositioning him yourself he'll... probably deal with it... like he always does.....

Well no guarantee what Sion's friends on the island will say but yeah Sion probably isn't bringing it up. Because it makes him sad that RYNER WAS THERE!!!1 and then he was gone again. :( ryner had better enjoy it he's not getting a choice

[deepdyed]

well it's cool and all that lucy is so evil but he is a bit of a buzzkill..... could he even justify such an effort in a context other than 'sion is lying on the floor almost choking to death,' i don't know. kings are complicated :(

you say that and all miran hears is ryner is screwing things up again sigh!! he'll get over his boohoo sion that dictator complaints soon enough

[madheroking]

You know, coming from YOU..... well I guess the first question is would he WANT to do his king really

Hey Ryner didn't screw things up the stupid goddess did by bringing him there and then sending him away again!! well yes it means Sion's not off doing things on his own or something

[deepdyed]

having siblings is an unneeded hindrance duhhh well that falls under Do Anything i suppose but it's not necessarily on his spooky business checklist. probably.

shhh just rest and don't think about ryner shh as long as no one complains about miran's obsessive chaperoning it is All Good

[madheroking]

.....you know Sion can't really try to argue with you on that one considering what happened to HIS half-brothers erm. well Sion would be relieved to know that.... and will have to hope Miran doesn't get any ideas from Loras Tyrell

but RYNER. Ryner is important. Possibly the MOST important. now don't be a creeper Miran

[deepdyed]

let's take a look at miran's family tree oh. oh wait, it's a family stump. see he's right. ideas he then brings up at the worst possible time #whatstact

shhhh sleep get a ryner plushie or something just calm thy royal self down. is it creepy to be in the background at all times. just standing there. just in case. is that creepy

[madheroking]

Hey not all family is bad!!! ....even if the only family Sion ever cared about was his mother.... hahaha sob poor Sion would be mortified

.....you know if someone gave him a Ryner plushie Sion possibly WOULD sleep with it. In secret. Keep it hidden under his pillow most the time or something. >_> YES

[deepdyed]

all family is definitely bad. miran is an Expert. what if that was the plan all along

sion.... please, that isn't kingly!! OOPS TOO LATE. LOOMS OVER THE BACK OF SION'S CHAIR ALL THE TIME just pretend he's not even there

[madheroking]

Hey Sion's mother wasn't bad and you better not be saying that she was!! but why would you do that it would be mean

But!!!!! Really though he'd rather just have Ryner. hey stop that you're not Lucile

[deepdyed]

okay okay surely she was a lovely woman. ack...king dilemma...... okay, maybe if it were claugh and not sion

a ryner body pillow-- he'll work overtime to make up for the lack of lucile's personal creep style

[madheroking]

:| really the topic of Sion's mother is probably best left alone come to think of it... well mortifying Claugh is hilarious and Sion may actually approve of it, depending

..........but would Miran REALLY want to know just how much Sion wants to be with Ryner by giving him something like that? how about giving poor Sion some space???

[deepdyed]

don't worry, miran... wouldn't care enough to bring it up.... saved by ice cold jerks being ice cold. sion do you really want to encourage him

i think he would probably burn it. no offense sir. just, you know, ryner..... like, three feet, four feet of space? that's doable

[madheroking]

Probably for the best, really, it's a very sensitive topic for Sion. ...to be fair, he'd encourage Claugh just as strongly to get you back, soooooo

Sion would sadface. And then go back to brooding about Ryner not being there. MORE THAN THAT seriously go find a hobby that doesn't involve Sion!!!

[deepdyed]

what's it like having emotions oh god no claugh is relentless he's all large and loud and dumb and and!!

okay skip the body pillow, we'll go back to shhh take a nap. hobbies...without king??? is this possible without murder?? maybe he should get a real dog

[madheroking]

It is full of FEELINGS okay. so basically Claugh is a dog to Miran's cat and they get along just as well :3

But there's work to do!!! ...does Miran even know how to take care of a dog.....

[deepdyed]

that seems difficult!! hiss hiss screech that pretty much sums it up. and sion amuses himself putting them in small rooms together and watching what happens

sleep for an hour and then work!! um.... no... you said he should get a hobby--!