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[carvingmyway]

also it occurs to me that I could be really awful and just flat-out play the deceased Carver. Wake up on the Thor all "you know I swear I was being thrown around by an ogre five minutes ago."

'w'!

[hawkethat]

Yeah, that's the main reason I haven't yet. That and I can only imagine the sort of fit he would pitch if you tell him to stay home with Mum when getting the Deep Roads expedition underway.

[hawkethat]

...oh my gosh that would be absolutely terrible.

And also totally a thing you could do. /chinhands

[carvingmyway]

It's a hissy fit to end all Carver hissy fits. It's not quite as bad as dealing with Fenris when you put off going through A Bitter Pill and run into the slavers in Hightown, but I imagine it could've been. If Mother hadn't been there.

[carvingmyway]

I should. Hm. Flip a coin, I think I could do either.

[hawkethat]

I kind of figured! So that's why I'm always, "Okay, Carver, come along, we'll just...infect you with the Blight, instead..."

Or if you wanted to play dead!carver you could pull him from a deep roads expedition that ended in his death instead of becoming a warden dammit anders.

[hawkethat]

And then BONUS MAGE SIBLING(S)

& Bethany suddenly 7 years older than him

That could be pretty fun. :3a

[carvingmyway]

...This is the best idea, I'm going with this idea.

I should...probably find out which one of you Hawkes Carver will remember, shouldn't I.

[carvingmyway]

oh my god everybody's so old

what happened

now I really am the baby in this family!!!

[passive]

SCREAMS LOUDLY!!!!!!!

i mean

hello there fancy meeting you here twinny

[carvingmyway]

I am convinced my family is trying to make me deaf.



hello there i thought you were dead?!

or was it me

WAS IT ME THE WHOLE TIME

[hawkethat]

Excellent, DOUBLE THE GUILT FOR HAWKE. (because they don't have enough of that already.)

Which one he remembers is totally up to you! Bethany remembers an older sister, so depending on how much confusion/conflict you want with that, you can go the other way, or the same way. Everyone wins either way.

Well. All the players win. The Hawke siblings do not.

[hawkethis]

Ow. OW. (no seriously when does DA stop making me feel this way?)

That's just because you don't know what fun is; do you even still know how to smile?

[carvingmyway]

Never enough guilt

Never enough

Yes that'll be fantastic, 'hello sister-- who the hell are you, bearded man?!' or something of that sort. I feel sorry for the older Hawkes already.

[hawkethat]

Don't worry baby brother HAWKE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU (this time??????)

[passive]

I SAW YOU DIE IT WAS AWFUL :(

it's okay though shh we can be a happy family out here in space... as happy as this family gets, anyway

[carvingmyway]

I'm not even sorry. (never, it's just a clusterfuck of tragedy)

I'm probably dying in the Deep Roads, so probably not right now, nope.

[carvingmyway]

lsd;jaff BROTHER STAHP

I GOTTA

I GOTTA GO FASTER FIND MY OWN WAY

DAMMIT

[hawkethat]

'I'm your sister with a beard you tit. NOW COME GET DRUNK WITH ME BECAUSE I'M NEVER BUYING AGAIN AFTER TODAY!!!!!'

perfect siblings.

[carvingmyway]

I SAW YOU DIE TOO?! 8(

dun wanna. I gotta go kick the bad guys.

[carvingmyway]

'?????? NO? I'M SORRY MESSERE I DON'T DRINK WITH STRANGERS, THE LAST TIME I DID THAT I FOUND MYSELF LACKING TROUSERS'

perfect.

[hawkethat]

And then Hawke just latches onto Carver and never lets go.

So Carver has to drag him around to go anywhere.

Perfect plan.

[carvingmyway]

Permanent party member?

Oh god poor thing what will this do to his social life though. He might actually have to

/dramatic head turn

be social

[passive]

WELL I'M KIND OF DEAD... or just slowly dying. whatever.

Okay you can kick as many bad guys as you want JUST GIVE YOUR SISTER A HUG FIRST she misses you

[hawkethat]

CARVER THAT IS DISGUSTING YOU KEEP YOUR TROUSERS ON OR WE ARE GOING TO HAVE WORDS!!!!

says the man who routinely bets and loses his. Welp.